Thoughts that I get in a day.

Experts say, we get about 50,000 thoughts in a day, this means between 35 thoughts per minute per person! Shocked, aren't you? Me too. I wanted to test if thats true. So I thought, why not record my thoughts this Saturday and post it on Sunday.

Ladies and Gentleman, the next 3 minutes you will be taken to my world of thoughts. Hearty welcome to the madness.

Hello mam, your private jet is ready to take off. We can skip Sony Signal traffic and reach EGL in 5 mins.

Omg! I have a private jet to go to office now? Did I become rich overnight?

Lala la la la la...

6.30 AM Alarm Rings!

Oh dream aaah? No private jet, no office... Corona rocks, Life sucks!

Hold on.

Which idiot keeps an alarm at 6.30?

It's a weekend! Weekday or weekend. What difference does it do anyway!

Why is this alarm not stopping?

I won't switch off the alarm today, let me see if he'll wake up or not

Is this man deaf or what? I'll just throw that phone away

OKKKK FINEEEEEEE. I'll do it today but tomorrow I will see how he won't wake up.

Why to wake up so early. Let me sleep till the next alarm at least!

7.00 AM Alarm Rings again!

Aree yaaaar! I just closed my eyes

I should've had some special power to stop the clock between 2 alarms. Woaahh, Im a genius

Krishhh, its 7 already should we go on a walk today?

Let him wake up first. Weekend is his turn to do breakfast anyway.

Ha ha. I told you, Im a genius.

Ok today is 19th? Group is filled with birthday wishes. I need to call and wish that friend today.

Nobody wakes up this early. Ummm, I will call at 9 o'clock

Why do we have to brush teeth daily? Did cavemen brush their teeth?

How did their teeth last for so long?

Who would do their root canal and snatch their salaries then?

Oh they dint have salaries right? Mai bhi na!

Rasode me kaun tha? Tum thi, mai thi?

Why am I singing this early morning?

Ok, now that brushing is done let me waste some time in front of the mirror

Was I always this beautiful or lockdown ne kiya kuch kamaal !!?

Kuch Bhi!

Omg, look at my cheeks! Did I become fat or what?

This t-shirt is loose. Did I become thin or what?

Should I comb my hair? Who combs hair to sit at home?

Krishhh, are we going for walk or shall I do yoga?

Weekend no, I think body needs some rest.

But body resting since the day Modi ji came on news!? Ha ha good joke.

I should try standup comedy next.

Remember, I should call that friend for her birthday

Rasode me kon tha? mai thi ?tum thi? kaun tha ?​

Why do all Poha's have groundnut in it?

People skip onion or tomato but why not groundnut?

It should be called Shenga poha instead of Kanda Poha

Let me do my pending office work.

Who works on a saturday, let me finish that novel.

Before everything let me watch some videos on youtube!

Hey there's a notification from Instagram. Let me check if I can find something interesting.

Hae, welcome our bundle of joy? baby girl?

Dint she get married recently?

I bet it's not even 1yr since they got married. These people no. Why so urgent?

OK let me do some more research. Oh this profile is interesting.

Awwww, look that golden retriever. So cute.

So many dog pics!

In future even I will have a dog, a cat, a goldfish, a Guinea Pig, a parrot, a horse...

Horse? Why horse? Marla nange!

Rasode me kon tha? mai thi ?tum thi? kaun tha ?​

Why is this song not going out of my head?

Let me meditate now. 12.30 who meditates man?

Hey hey, I should call that friend for her birthday.

First I will prepare lunch then I will call. There is still half day left to wish

No thunder, no rain. Why power cut now?

Who calls Bangalore metro city? This BESCOM no, how will my induction work now?

Oh man, we have a dentist appointment post lunch!

Rasode me kon tha? mai thi ?tum thi? kaun tha ?​

Oh man! Im stuck in Rasode without power. No cooker. No chana.

God this root canal had to happen in this lockdown itself?

That dentist will ask for kidneys now.

Why are these PPE kits hanged outside this dentists clinic?

Ohhh Jugaad. wear today, wash tomorrow. Smart.

Oh goddd! I donno what they are drilling so much. My Poor teeth.

If I would've drilled so much in Egypt by now along with mummy I would've discovered treasure too.

Hae, such big syringe? Are they going to kill me?

He will touch 1 teeth and make 25000 bill now. Im sure.

Dad had told me to do MDS. Even I would be drilling money from people by now.

Where does he keep so much money, btw. Might be his bed and sofa set has money stuffed instead of cotton.

I'm sure he gifts a diamond ring to his wife every month!

Hold on, does he have a private jet to come to clinic?

Rasode me kon tha? mai thi ?tum thi? kaun tha ?​

Avasthe. This song doesn't leave me in clinic too!!?

Ohhh, I dint call that friend yet.

Do you expect me to wish happy birthday when this doctor is drilling?

Chill yaar, I will call at 6PM in the evening

Abba finally done. I will brush 2 times from today.

Not today, i will start tomorrow. Today Paapa teeth will be in shock after the drilling session.

Shall I meditate now?

Hmmmm, today is Weekend no, I have given rest to my body. It'll be injustice for the mind if I meditate today.

Such a good weather. Let me watch a movie.

5% battery? Who'l search for charger now. Forget it.

Rasode me kon tha? mai thi ?tum thi? kaun tha ?​

It is 11.50 PM now. Isn't it weird to call that friend at this time?

Anyway I have copy pasted Happy birthday in whatsapp group. Next year I will definitely call.

Ok goodnight. Thank you god for everything I have today.

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